If I am ever summoned to write
Why your person I did not invite
With contrition but with delight
I will write that you are not polite
That your presence absorbs light
Your image instigates men to fight
Ladies herald your aura with fright
Oh, my party is oh rowdy as I write
Why your person I did not invite
With contrition but with delight
I will write that you are not polite
That your presence absorbs light
Your image instigates men to fight
Ladies herald your aura with fright
Oh, my party is oh rowdy as I write