Expired Marriage License

Inspired by annoying hip-hop

She led me to an uptown shop

Of diamonds, golds and rubies

Said it was a shop for a hubby

I took a short look at the prices

My thoughts were full of vices

And I said to her as I perspired

‘My hubby license has expired’

We went to a downtown shop

Boyfriends shop open nonstop

The prices shocked my senses

I wished I renewed my license